Grainy documentary style photography courtesy of Me LLC
Carl, dear Carl, please accept my plea
I express regret with every fiber of my being
The facial growth you sport has caused quite a stir
Your pitching post stache has been more than obscure
The fans seem to love to mimic your style
Spencers Gifts stock has completely gone wild
My mistake was to Ode something highly disfavored
Before you made it less gay by budding the flavor saver
