For me, it really is the simple things in life that really get me off. Like a great baseball game, a sci fi science channel marathon of How Do They Do IT, or better yet, receiving the latest issue of The Onion.
Along with the sensation of having one of the latest satirical papers in my hand bi-monthly (give or take a week) comes the shame.
I find that I can't even get through the Front Page without skipping to the second to last in order to get to the savage love article.
Is there something wrong with me?
