Sunday, July 11, 2010

I Lost my Dignity on a Slippery Wiener



If I ever had any dignity consider it lost by confessing that I have been, and will be , watching Big Brother.

I figure that if I can declare my love for The Bachelorette, then what is there really left to lose.

Heck, while I am at it I might as well let my ex know that I have been shaving my armpits with his razor for the last decade too.

So judge if you will, but where else are you going to see a cluster of attention hungry people grasp onto wieners for the chance at a half a million dollars.