Roberto, reliving old college glories on the baseball field isn't fooling anyone. Though who
could blame you, going from the best job in the world to the most atrocious has got to be
tough. Still, you might as well have just given your insurance card to Ali instead of your old
laminated baseball card. It's probably worth more in the long run.
Chris, "love is the only reality." Definitely words to live by, but the reality is that everyone in your family besides you can see through the sham. I feel bad because you
seem like a genuine guy. It's a blessing that you already know how to deal with lose, because Ali is going to tear your heart in two. May I add that going in for the face swallow is a total turn off. You've got to work your way up to that over time.
Kirk, all I can say is that you can thank your dad for you being eliminated.
Frank, you might be my new favorite. I don't think that you will make it to the end, but neither do you. I do think that you are by far the most intelligent and able to recognize that you are just a pawn in this whole charade.
Ali, I really hope they let you keep that gorgeous dress. It's the least ABC could do for you being such a ho-bag and all.
