I'm going to make this short and sweet because it's excruciatingly embarrassing. I had to recently hang up the Goose, along with my dream of winning the yellow jersey.
On the bright side, the guy who stopped to help me said it was the coolest fall he had ever seen. Even so, unfortunately all I won was road rash down the entire right side of my body.
Don't worry, I'm a tough cookie and I will be alright. Besides, I only hurts when I move.
