Like my recent visit to Bed Bath and Beyond to purchase new linens. What I wasn't in store for was something beyond my comprehension.
There it was intruding on my usual blindness right next to the Shake Weight.
The Booty Pop.
I parked my cart to ponder this innovative invention. A prosthetic ass geared for the lass fortunate. An epidemic for which I was completely unaware of, butt apparently has grown rapid enough in our society for intervention.
I immediately compiled many ways to scorn this product until quickly realizing that it is really no different than the padded bra that I wear on my breast less chest. It's just at the opposite end of the body, the part where I spend all of my cardiovascular time and energy trying to diminish.
So I decided not to criticize this pathetic attempt for a maximus gluteus, and instead wish to share my secret toward a real ass that is favorable to the masses as well as the uncontrollable appetite.
